Things I may or may not do while visiting Vegas next week
- Walk around with a pipe and a smoking jacket.
- Drink so much that I cannot see.
- Attend the last stop on Britney’s Circus tour.
- Visit Slots’o’fun. For the second time.
- End up being legally hitched to the FedEx logo.
- Gamble away the deeds to my apartment. My rental apartment.
